{"id":10145,"date":"2022-02-16T11:16:15","date_gmt":"2022-02-16T10:16:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/?p=10145"},"modified":"2022-02-16T11:16:23","modified_gmt":"2022-02-16T10:16:23","slug":"nekorektni-vtipy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/?p=10145","title":{"rendered":"(Ne)korektn\u00ed vtipy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Vymysleli cigarety bez nikotinu, k\u00e1vu bez kofeinu, auta bez \u0159idi\u010d\u016f a<br>letadla bez pilot\u016f. Ale vl\u00e1du bez idiot\u016f ne a ne.<\/li><li>N\u011bkdy je lep\u0161\u00ed vlo\u017eit do urny politika ne\u017e mu d\u00e1t hlas.<\/li><li>Kdysi se poh\u00e1dky za\u010d\u00ednaly slovy: kde bylo, tam bylo. Dnes: kdy\u017e si m\u011b zvol\u00edte\u2026.<\/li><li>Jist\u00fd nepopul\u00e1rn\u00ed politik p\u0159ed smrt\u00ed \u0159ekl:<\/li><li>A na hrob mi zasa\u010fte kop\u0159ivy.<\/li><li>A to jako pro\u010d ?<\/li><li>Aby se mi tam nikdo nemohl vysrat.<\/li><li>Havarovalo letadlo s politiky. Na\u0161el je ba\u010da a tak v\u0161echny pochoval.<br>Novin\u00e1\u0159 se ho ptal, jestli byli v\u0161ichni mrtv\u00ed ?<\/li><li>No, n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed \u0159ekli, \u017ee ne, ale jak m\u016f\u017eete dnes v\u011b\u0159it politik\u016fm?<\/li><li>Kdyby se v parlamentu zapnul detektor l\u017ei, vyrazilo by to pojistky v cel\u00e9 republice.<\/li><li>Politika p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 \u010dasto \u0161patnou knihu. Mnoho str\u00e1nek, ale \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 my\u0161lenka.<\/li><li>Do politiky vstoupil, aby pom\u00e1hal lidem. Ale u\u017e v prvn\u00edm volebn\u00edm obdob\u00ed pomohl<br>bratrovi, str\u00fd\u010dkovi, dv\u011bma sest\u0159enic\u00edm, synovi a tch\u00fdni\u2026<\/li><li>Zuba\u0159ka se pt\u00e1 poslance:<\/li><li>Promi\u0148te, \u017ee jsem tak\u00e1 sm\u011bl\u00e1, ale vy jste politik?<\/li><li>Ano, jak jste to poznala?<\/li><li>To by poznal ka\u017ed\u00fd. Chyb\u00ed v\u00e1m zub moudrosti.<\/li><li>Nestrann\u00fd politik je \u010dlov\u011bk, kter\u00fd je\u0161t\u011b nezjistil, z kter\u00e9 strany to v\u00edc sype.<\/li><li>Mu\u017e se modl\u00ed a nad\u00e1v\u00e1 v kostele:<\/li><li>Panebo\u017ee, miloval jsem svoj\u00ed \u017eenu a ty si mi ji vzal! Miloval jsem Dub\u010deka a ty si mi ho vzal! Miluji Pekarovou, jsi hluch\u00fd? Sly\u0161\u00ed\u0161?<\/li><li>Up\u00edr dok\u00e1\u017ee p\u00edt krev jedinci. Pekarov\u00e1 cel\u00e9mu n\u00e1rodu.<\/li><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vymysleli cigarety bez nikotinu, k\u00e1vu bez kofeinu, auta bez \u0159idi\u010d\u016f aletadla bez pilot\u016f. Ale vl\u00e1du bez idiot\u016f ne a ne. N\u011bkdy je lep\u0161\u00ed vlo\u017eit do urny politika ne\u017e mu d\u00e1t hlas. Kdysi se poh\u00e1dky za\u010d\u00ednaly slovy: kde bylo, tam bylo. Dnes: kdy\u017e si m\u011b zvol\u00edte\u2026. Jist\u00fd nepopul\u00e1rn\u00ed politik p\u0159ed smrt\u00ed \u0159ekl: A na hrob mi &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/?p=10145\" class=\"more-link\">Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">(Ne)korektn\u00ed vtipy<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10145"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10146,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10145\/revisions\/10146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}