{"id":11271,"date":"2022-06-06T10:29:05","date_gmt":"2022-06-06T09:29:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/?p=11271"},"modified":"2022-06-06T10:29:13","modified_gmt":"2022-06-06T09:29:13","slug":"neuveritelny-vtip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/?p=11271","title":{"rendered":"Neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00fd &#8222;vtip&#8220;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p><strong>Jeden Slov\u00e1k na facebooku napsal , \u017ee Zelenskyj je nejlep\u0161\u00ed agent, jak\u00e9ho kdy m\u011bl Kreml. Jen za 3 m\u011bs\u00edce dok\u00e1zal nemo\u017en\u00e9:<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>1. Rekordn\u011b pos\u00edlil rubl a vymanil ho ze z\u00e1vislosti na dolaru.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>2. Aktivn\u011b obral Z\u00e1pad o neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00e9 pen\u00edze.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>3. Mimo Krymu v\u011bnoval Rusku i Donbas a Azovsk\u00e9 mo\u0159e.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>4. Vypnul plyn cel\u00e9 Evrop\u011b a s Moskvou koordinovan\u00fdmi kroky donutil platit za plyn v&nbsp;rublech.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>5. Od za\u010d\u00e1tku speci\u00e1ln\u00ed operace opustili Rusko tak\u0159ka v\u0161ichni v\u00fdznamn\u00ed ciz\u00ed konkurenti a uvolnili m\u00edsto rusk\u00fdm podnikatel\u016fm.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>6. Prosil Z\u00e1pad o tolik zbran\u00ed, \u017ee i Scholz prohl\u00e1sil, \u017ee \u201eBundeswehru doch\u00e1zej\u00ed zbran\u011b\u201c.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>7. Shrom\u00e1\u017edil celou spodinu neonacistick\u00e9 subkultury \u2013 potetovan\u00e9 margin\u00e1ly, n\u00e1jemn\u00e9 \u017eold\u00e1ky z Evropy i odnikud na jedno m\u00edsto, kde je mohli Rusov\u00e9 v\u017edy okam\u017eit\u011b eliminovat.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>8. Sjednotil rusk\u00fd lid okolo Putina a v\u0161echny zapadniky p\u0159im\u011bl k emigraci do zem\u00ed jejich sn\u016f. Tak silnou podporu pro kroky prezidenta a jeho kabinetu Rusko za celou dobu jeho prezidentstv\u00ed neza\u017eilo.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>9. Sv\u00fdmi kroky zajistil stabiln\u00ed z\u00e1klad pro doposud nejsiln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a nejstabiln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed spojenectv\u00ed Ruska s \u010c\u00ednou (kter\u00e1 mimochodem co nevid\u011bt nahrad\u00ed USA na pozici l\u00eddra sv\u011btov\u00e9 ekonomiky), \u017ee Kissingera p\u0159im\u011bl k tomu, aby varoval USA p\u0159ed nimi sam\u00fdmi.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>10. Zalo\u017eil podm\u00ednky pro rozvrat soci\u00e1ln\u00edho a zdravotn\u00edho syst\u00e9mu zem\u00ed EU zevnit\u0159 prost\u0159ednictv\u00edm uprchl\u00edk\u016f z&nbsp;Ukrajiny.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>11. Tak\u0159ka demilitarizoval Evropu a p\u0159im\u011bl ji, \u017ee ukrajinsk\u00fdm ocel\u00e1rn\u00e1m, kter\u00e9 v nedalek\u00e9 budoucnosti budou pracovat pro Rusko, p\u0159ivezla \u0161rot na vlastn\u00ed n\u00e1klady. 12. Scen\u00e1risty Hollywoodu Sluha n\u00e1roda nau\u010dil, jak filmovou s\u00e1gu Hry o tr\u016fny p\u0159ev\u00e9st do reality p\u0159i zachov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u0161ech postav a z\u00e1pletek.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeden Slov\u00e1k na facebooku napsal , \u017ee Zelenskyj je nejlep\u0161\u00ed agent, jak\u00e9ho kdy m\u011bl Kreml. Jen za 3 m\u011bs\u00edce dok\u00e1zal nemo\u017en\u00e9: 1. Rekordn\u011b pos\u00edlil rubl a vymanil ho ze z\u00e1vislosti na dolaru. 2. Aktivn\u011b obral Z\u00e1pad o neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00e9 pen\u00edze. 3. Mimo Krymu v\u011bnoval Rusku i Donbas a Azovsk\u00e9 mo\u0159e. 4. 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