{"id":12216,"date":"2022-08-22T19:00:24","date_gmt":"2022-08-22T18:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/?p=12216"},"modified":"2022-08-22T19:00:33","modified_gmt":"2022-08-22T18:00:33","slug":"joj-kdyby-to-byla-jen-sranda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/?p=12216","title":{"rendered":"Joj kdyby to byla jen sranda!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

To je nejlep\u0161\u00ed \u010dl\u00e1nek posledn\u00ed doby. Je\u0161t\u011b te\u010f se checht\u00e1m!!! <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

 – Na schodi\u0161ti a chodb\u011b s\u016f sv\u011btla s \u010didlama, kter\u00e9 sa ro\u017en\u016f na pohyb a za chvilku sami zhasn\u016f.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Take s\u016f tam \u010dty\u0159ic\u00edtky. Nigde sa zbyte\u010dn\u011b nesv\u00edt\u00ed a zhas\u00edn\u00e1 sa.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Topen\u00ed je nastaven\u00e9 p\u0159es den na 23 a na noc 21,5 stup\u0148\u016f.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Autem skoro nejezd\u00edm, st\u00f3j\u00ed to v\u011bt\u0161in\u016f v gar\u00e1\u017ei. Letos sem tankov\u00e1l pln\u016f n\u00e1dr\u017e prvn\u00ed t\u00fdden<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

  v lednu a podruh\u00e9 p\u0159edev\u010d\u00edrem 4.3. kdy  jsem dotankov\u00e1l p\u016flku n\u00e1dr\u017ee.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

  V l\u00e9t\u011b v\u00e1m budu, Fialo, \u0161et\u0159it benz\u00edn na sk\u016ftru, kter\u00fd skoro hovno \u017eere.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Moja pere a\u017e kdy\u017e je teho na pln\u016f pra\u010dku.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u010caj a kafesi va\u0159\u00edm na plynu v mal\u00e9m kovov\u00e9m hrnku s mno\u017estv\u00edm vody jenom podle mno\u017estv\u00ed  <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

   \u010daje a k\u00e1vy.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

 V\u00edc nemo\u017eu Fialo d\u011blat, aj kdybych sa zesr\u00e1l v n\u00e1rodn\u00edch barv\u00e1ch.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jak vid\u00ed\u0161, odrostl\u00fd synku od \u0161koln\u00ed tabule z Brna, d\u011bl\u00e1m co mo\u017eu, abyste nebyli ODS, STAN, lidovci, TOP 09 a Pir\u00e1ti z\u00e1visl\u00ed na Rusovi s rop\u016f a nezava\u0159ili Dukovany a Temel\u00edn a to letadlo z Ruska, kter\u00e9 v\u00e1m p\u0159ed 3 dny dovezlo palivo do atomov\u00fdch elektr\u00e1ren v \u010cesku, sem nemuselo l\u00edtat v\u016fbec. Bohu\u017eel nem\u00e1m li\u0161\u010d\u00ed ocas, abych j\u00edm mohl le\u0161tit ebenovou ty\u010d a vyr\u00e1b\u011bl si kilowaty s\u00e1m.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

 A\u017e to bude, Fialo,  v \u010cR \u00fapln\u011b na 3,14 \u010du,   tak dej v\u011bd\u011bt a j\u00e1 Otto\u0161 z Po\u0161torn\u011b budu prvn\u00ed migrant z Evropy na Serengeti. Tam sv\u00edt\u00ed slunko od brzk\u00e9ho r\u00e1na do pozdn\u00edho ve\u010dera a sv\u00edtit a topit sa nemus\u00ed. \u017der\u016f sa ko\u0159\u00ednky, br\u016fci a ponravy v \u010derstv\u00e9m stavu a  ty s\u016f zadarmo. Benz\u00edn sa nepot\u0159ebuje, silnice tam nejs\u016f. Pr\u00e1t nen\u00ed pot\u0159eba, o\u0161unt\u011bl\u00fd r\u00e1kos kolem prdele sa zahod\u00ed a na\u0161kube sa \u010derstv\u00fd. A \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd kokot m\u0148a tam nebude otravovat v televizi blb\u00fdma kecama, proto\u017ee tam n\u00e9ni na televizu z\u00e1suvka do zdi.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Otto\u0161 z Po\u0161torn\u011b<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To je nejlep\u0161\u00ed \u010dl\u00e1nek posledn\u00ed doby. Je\u0161t\u011b te\u010f se checht\u00e1m!!!   – Na schodi\u0161ti a chodb\u011b s\u016f sv\u011btla s \u010didlama, kter\u00e9 sa ro\u017en\u016f na pohyb a za chvilku sami zhasn\u016f. – Take s\u016f tam \u010dty\u0159ic\u00edtky. Nigde sa zbyte\u010dn\u011b nesv\u00edt\u00ed a zhas\u00edn\u00e1 sa. – Topen\u00ed je nastaven\u00e9 p\u0159es den na 23 a na noc 21,5 stup\u0148\u016f. – Autem skoro nejezd\u00edm, st\u00f3j\u00ed to … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Joj kdyby to byla jen sranda!<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12216"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12217,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12216\/revisions\/12217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}