{"id":13468,"date":"2022-11-22T18:53:06","date_gmt":"2022-11-22T17:53:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/?p=13468"},"modified":"2022-11-22T18:53:17","modified_gmt":"2022-11-22T17:53:17","slug":"spica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/?p=13468","title":{"rendered":"\u0160pica!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>U\u010ditelka prvn\u00ed t\u0159\u00eddy m\u00e1 probl\u00e9m s jedn\u00edm \u017e\u00e1kem. Zeptala se jej:<br>\u201eCo je s tebou?\u201c<br>Chlapec odpov\u011bd\u011bl:<br>\u201eJsem p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 chytr\u00fd pro prvn\u00ed t\u0159\u00eddu. M\u00e1 sestra je ve t\u0159et\u00ed, ale j\u00e1 jsem chyt\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e ona! Mysl\u00edm si, \u017ee se m\u00e1m u\u010dit ve t\u0159et\u00ed t\u0159\u00edd\u011b!\u201c<br>Pro u\u010ditelku to bylo ji\u017e p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 a tak se vydala s chlapcem za \u0159editelem. Vysv\u011btlila mu celou situaci. \u0158editel pop\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel a \u0159ekl chlapci:<br>\u201eOtestuji t\u011b, a pokud nedok\u00e1\u017ee\u0161 odpov\u011bd\u011bt na n\u011bjakou ot\u00e1zku, pak se vr\u00e1t\u00ed\u0161 zp\u011bt do prvn\u00ed t\u0159\u00eddy a bude\u0161 se chovat vzorn\u011b.\u201c<br>Chlapec souhlasil.<br>\u201eKolik je t\u0159i kr\u00e1t t\u0159i?\u201c<br>\u201eDev\u011bt.\u201c<br>\u201eKolik je \u0161est kr\u00e1t \u0161est?\u201c<br>\u201eT\u0159icet \u0161est.\u201c<br>A tak to bylo s ka\u017edou ot\u00e1zkou, odpov\u011b\u010f na kterou by m\u011bl zn\u00e1t \u017e\u00e1k t\u0159et\u00ed t\u0159\u00eddy. Tehdy \u0159editel se oto\u010dil k u\u010ditelce a \u0159ekl:<br>\u201eMysl\u00edm, \u017ee chlapec m\u016f\u017ee j\u00edt rovnou do t\u0159et\u00ed t\u0159\u00eddy.\u201c<br>U\u010ditelka v\u0161ak odpov\u011bd\u011bla:<br>\u201eM\u00e1m tak\u00e9 sv\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky: Co m\u00e1 kr\u00e1va \u010dty\u0159i a j\u00e1 jen dv\u011b?\u201c<br>Chlapec po odmlce odpov\u011bd\u011bl:<br>\u201eNohy.\u201c<br>\u201eA co m\u00e1\u0161 ty takov\u00e9ho v kalhot\u00e1ch, co nem\u00e1m j\u00e1?\u201c<br>\u201eKapsy.\u201c<br>\u201eCo d\u011bl\u00e1 mu\u017e vestoje, \u017eena vsed\u011b a pes na t\u0159ech noh\u00e1ch?\u201c<br>Nyn\u00ed se o\u010d\u00ed \u0159editele vypoulili \u0161iroce, ale p\u0159edt\u00edm ne\u017e sta\u010dil n\u011bco \u0159\u00edct, chlapec odpov\u011bd\u011bl:<br>\u201ePod\u00e1v\u00e1 ruku.\u201c<br>\u201eJak\u00e9 slovo v angli\u010dtin\u011b za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 na F a kon\u010d\u00ed K a znamen\u00e1 mnoho horka a vzruchu?\u201c<br>\u201eFiretruck (hasi\u010dsk\u00fd v\u016fz).\u201c<br>\u201eJak\u00e9 slovo v angli\u010dtin\u011b za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 na F a kon\u010d\u00ed K? Pokud to nem\u00e1\u0161, mus\u00ed\u0161 pracovat rukama\u201c<br>\u201eFork (vidli\u010dka).\u201c<br>\u201eM\u00e1 to ka\u017ed\u00fd mu\u017e, n\u011bkdo ho m\u00e1 del\u0161\u00ed, n\u011bkdo krat\u0161\u00ed. Mu\u017e ho d\u00e1v\u00e1 \u017een\u011b po svatb\u011b?\u201c<br>\u201eP\u0159\u00edjmen\u00ed.\u201c<br>\u201eJak\u00fd org\u00e1n nem\u00e1 kost\u00ed, m\u00e1 jen svaly a mnoho c\u00e9v?\u201c<br>\u201eSrdce.\u201c<br>\u0158editel \u00falevou oddychne a \u0159ekne u\u010ditelce:<br>\u201ePo\u0161lete jej na gympl! Na posledn\u00edch sedm ot\u00e1zek jsem s\u00e1m odpov\u011bd\u011bl \u0161patn\u011b.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>U\u010ditelka prvn\u00ed t\u0159\u00eddy m\u00e1 probl\u00e9m s jedn\u00edm \u017e\u00e1kem. Zeptala se jej:\u201eCo je s tebou?\u201cChlapec odpov\u011bd\u011bl:\u201eJsem p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 chytr\u00fd pro prvn\u00ed t\u0159\u00eddu. M\u00e1 sestra je ve t\u0159et\u00ed, ale j\u00e1 jsem chyt\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e ona! Mysl\u00edm si, \u017ee se m\u00e1m u\u010dit ve t\u0159et\u00ed t\u0159\u00edd\u011b!\u201cPro u\u010ditelku to bylo ji\u017e p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 a tak se vydala s chlapcem za \u0159editelem. Vysv\u011btlila mu &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/?p=13468\" class=\"more-link\">Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u0160pica!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zaliby"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13468"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13469,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13468\/revisions\/13469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}