{"id":17763,"date":"2024-01-17T17:09:47","date_gmt":"2024-01-17T16:09:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/?p=17763"},"modified":"2024-01-17T17:09:55","modified_gmt":"2024-01-17T16:09:55","slug":"pozdrav-od-vaseho-nejdrazsiho-jistice-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/?p=17763","title":{"rendered":"\u00a0\u00a0Pozdrav\u00a0od va\u0161eho nejdra\u017e\u0161\u00edho\u00a0jisti\u010de."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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 Jmenuji<\/em><\/strong>
<\/em><\/strong>se jisti\u010d.<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>Nezn\u00e1te m\u011b? Ale ano!!! Ka\u017ed\u00fd z V\u00e1s m\u011b m\u00e1 ve sv\u00e9 elektrick\u00e9 sk\u0159\u00edni doma.<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>Ka\u017ed\u00e9mu rozz\u00e1\u0159\u00edm d\u016fm a \u00fasm\u011bv, kdy\u017e zapnete elekt\u0159inu. V\u00edte,<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>kolik za m\u011b plat\u00edte? Ne? To by V\u00e1\u0161 \u00fasm\u011bv u\u017e tak nez\u00e1\u0159il. <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

 Plat\u00edte<\/em><\/strong>
<\/em><\/strong>za m\u011b 255,- K\u010d m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b.<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>Komu? No p\u0159ece distributorovi elektrick\u00e9 energie. \u017de<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>o tom nev\u00edte? J\u00e1 v\u00edm.<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>M\u00e1te platbu za m\u011b ve sv\u00e9 faktu\u0159e.  Dob\u0159e<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>si pamatuju, \u017ee za komou\u0161\u016f jsme platili m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b 1,20<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>ano jednu korunu dvacet. <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A<\/em><\/strong>
<\/em><\/strong>v\u00edte, za<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>kolik byste si m\u011b mohli koupit? No<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>jasn\u011b,<\/strong><\/em> <\/strong><\/em>nev\u00edte. Koupili byste si m\u011b za 370,-<\/em><\/strong>
<\/em><\/strong>K\u010d. Ano, jednor\u00e1zov\u011b. Tak\u017ee za m\u011bs\u00edc a p\u016fl m\u011b zaplat\u00edte a pak plat\u00edte<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>nav\u00edc za nic. Ale j\u00e1 za to nem\u016f\u017eu, mn\u011b ty pen\u00edze<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>neplat\u00edte.<\/strong><\/em> <\/strong><\/em>Te\u010f<\/em><\/strong>
<\/em><\/strong>asi nerozum\u00edte, nebo si alespo\u0148 mysl\u00edte, \u017ee<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>nerozum\u00edte.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ale<\/em><\/strong>
<\/em><\/strong>rozum\u00edte. Distributor<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>m\u011b koup\u00ed za 370,- K\u010d a V\u00e1m vy\u00fa\u010dtuje 255,-<\/strong><\/em> <\/strong><\/em>K\u010d m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b a<\/em><\/strong>
<\/em><\/strong>Vy plat\u00edte a plat\u00edte a plat\u00edte. Jak dlouho? No po\u0159\u00e1d.<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>\u017de se V\u00e1m to nel\u00edb\u00ed? Mn\u011b taky ne, to<\/strong><\/em> <\/strong><\/em>mi v\u011b\u0159te. N\u011bkdo m\u011b prod\u00e1v\u00e1<\/em><\/strong>
<\/em><\/strong>tak draze, \u017ee i j\u00e1 se za to styd\u00edm. Kdo na m\u011b vyd\u011bl\u00e1v\u00e1?<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>Distributor elektrick\u00e9<\/em><\/strong>
<\/em><\/strong>energie. Kdo to je? \u010cEZ,<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>PRE, E.ON. Ale kdo<\/strong><\/em> <\/strong><\/em>m\u011b<\/em><\/strong>
<\/em><\/strong>m\u00e1 taky r\u00e1d? No p\u0159ece<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>politici, \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edci, v\u0161ichni, kdo z t\u011bch<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>pen\u011bz n\u00e1sledn\u011b<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>dost\u00e1v\u00e1 sv\u00e9 \u201ev\u0161imn\u00e9\u201c. Pro\u010d to \u0159e\u0161\u00edm? O kolik pen\u011bz<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>jde? Jde o drobn\u00e9? Nenechte se<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>m\u00fdlit. Po\u010d\u00edtejme<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>spolu. J\u00e1,<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>jisti\u010d, stoj\u00edm<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>370,-K\u010d, zaplacen jsem za jeden a p\u016fl m\u011bs\u00edce, tedy 10 a p\u016fl m\u011bs\u00edce prvn\u00ed<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>rok ji\u017e na n\u011bkoho vyd\u011bl\u00e1v\u00e1m. <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tedy<\/em><\/strong>
<\/em><\/strong>255,- K\u010d kr\u00e1t<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>10 m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f je 2.550,- K\u010d za prvn\u00ed rok. Kolik<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>je p\u0159ipojen\u00fdch dom\u00e1cnost\u00ed? V\u00edce ne\u017e 5 milion\u016f dom\u00e1cnost\u00ed<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>(nepo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1me velkoodb\u011bry podnikatel\u016f<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>atd.). Kolik to tedy za prvn\u00ed rok je? 2.550,-<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>K\u010d kr\u00e1t 5 mil. dom\u00e1cnost\u00ed,<\/strong><\/em> to je 12,75 miliardy K\u010d.<\/em><\/strong>
<\/em><\/strong>Uffff. <\/strong><\/em>No<\/em><\/strong>
<\/em><\/strong>to u\u017e nejsou drobn\u00e9. A dal\u0161\u00ed roky? 3.060,- K\u010d kr\u00e1t 5 mil.<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>dom\u00e1cnost\u00ed, to je 15,3 miliardy K\u010d. Je to v\u016fbec<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>mo\u017en\u00e9? <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

 Pro\u010d<\/em><\/strong>
<\/em><\/strong>tady n\u011bkdo m\u00e1 ro\u010dn\u011b<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>v\u00edc ne\u017e 15 miliard korun za nic? Opravdu se V\u00e1m to l\u00edb\u00ed a nechcete proti tomu<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>nic d\u011blat? A v\u0161ichni po\u0159\u00e1d<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>\u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed \u201eti hrozn\u00ed sol\u00e1rn\u00ed baroni\u2026..\u201c. Hahaha, dovolte, abych se zasm\u00e1l.<\/strong><\/em> <\/strong><\/em>J\u00e1,<\/em><\/strong>
<\/em><\/strong>jisti\u010d, vyd\u011bl\u00e1m distributor\u016fm za 20 let p\u0159es 16 tis. % zisku oproti<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>n\u00e1klad\u016fm, to<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>je 810 % zisku<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>ro\u010dn\u011b v pr\u016fm\u011bru.<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>To jsou \u010d\u00edsla. Banka V\u00e1m d\u00e1 za Va\u0161e pen\u00edze, kter\u00e9 si u n\u00ed ulo\u017e\u00edte \u2013 Va\u0161e<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>investice 3% ro\u010dn\u011b. N\u011bkdo si tedy z V\u00e1s d\u011bl\u00e1 legraci, ale<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>j\u00e1, jisti\u010d, to<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>nejsem. Sol\u00e1rn\u00edm baron\u016fm, t\u011bm slu\u0161n\u00fdm, vzali dohodnut\u00e9<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>ceny, licence, n\u011bkter\u00e9 zav\u0159eli. Distributo\u0159i jen na m\u011b, jako<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>jisti\u010di, vyd\u011bl\u00e1vaj\u00ed pen\u00edze, za kter\u00e9<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>ji\u017e maj\u00ed n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed lid\u00e9 kr\u00e1sn\u00e9<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>vily na Baham\u00e1ch<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>a v jin\u00fdch destinac\u00edch. <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Du Wen Blejt  (\u00b0!\u00b0) ! ! ! <\/em><\/strong>Parafr\u00e1zuji v\u00fdrok<\/em><\/strong> <\/em><\/strong>a<\/em><\/strong>
<\/em><\/strong>\u0159eknu V\u00e1m:<\/strong><\/em> \u201eLid\u00e9<\/em><\/strong>
<\/em><\/strong>bd\u011bte, nenechejte<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>se d\u00e1l o\u017eebra\u010dovat!!!\u201c<\/strong><\/em>V\u00edme,<\/em><\/strong>
<\/em><\/strong>\u017ee to zn\u00ed hodn\u011b<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>ost\u0159e a mo\u017en\u00e1 platbu, kterou plat\u00edte m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b vlastn\u011b ani<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>nevn\u00edm\u00e1te, ale<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>celkov\u011b se tady d\u011bje<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>velk\u00e1 k\u0159ivda spot\u0159ebitel\u016fm, tedy V\u00e1m!!!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

 A te\u010f si p\u0159edstavte, \u017ee to<\/em><\/strong>
<\/em><\/strong>je jen jedna ze svi\u0148\u00e1ren, kterou<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>ob\u010dan mus\u00ed trp\u011bt. Tak\u017ee, kde jsou<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>ti politici,<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>kte\u0159\u00ed sv\u00e9 voli\u010de a ob\u010dany tak miluj\u00ed ? V\u017edy\u0165 oni o<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>t\u011bchto lump\u00e1rn\u00e1ch mus\u00ed<\/strong><\/em>
<\/em><\/strong>dob\u0159e v\u011bd\u011bt<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

 Jmenujise jisti\u010d.Nezn\u00e1te m\u011b? Ale ano!!! Ka\u017ed\u00fd z V\u00e1s m\u011b m\u00e1 ve sv\u00e9 elektrick\u00e9 sk\u0159\u00edni doma.Ka\u017ed\u00e9mu rozz\u00e1\u0159\u00edm d\u016fm a \u00fasm\u011bv, kdy\u017e zapnete elekt\u0159inu. V\u00edte,kolik za m\u011b plat\u00edte? Ne? To by V\u00e1\u0161 \u00fasm\u011bv u\u017e tak nez\u00e1\u0159il.   Plat\u00edteza m\u011b 255,- K\u010d m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b.Komu? No p\u0159ece distributorovi elektrick\u00e9 energie. \u017deo tom nev\u00edte? J\u00e1 v\u00edm.M\u00e1te platbu za m\u011b ve sv\u00e9 faktu\u0159e.  Dob\u0159esi pamatuju, \u017ee za komou\u0161\u016f jsme platili m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu \u00a0\u00a0Pozdrav\u00a0od va\u0161eho nejdra\u017e\u0161\u00edho\u00a0jisti\u010de.<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17763"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17763\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17764,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17763\/revisions\/17764"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}