{"id":18530,"date":"2024-03-10T11:56:04","date_gmt":"2024-03-10T10:56:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/?p=18530"},"modified":"2024-03-10T11:56:14","modified_gmt":"2024-03-10T10:56:14","slug":"vtip-za-1000-bodu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/?p=18530","title":{"rendered":"Vtip za 1000 bod\u016f"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>B\u016fh se d\u00edval na sv\u011bt a pak se rozhodl, \u017ee to takhle u\u017e nejde a \u017ee za 10 dn\u00ed zni\u010d\u00ed cel\u00fd sv\u011bt.Zavol\u00e1 si sv. Petra, aby p\u0159ivedl n\u011bjak\u00e9ho d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9ho politika&nbsp;z nejv\u00fdznamn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed zem\u011b Ameriky, nejv\u00fdznamn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed zem\u011b Asie, ale i n\u011bjak\u00e9 mal\u00e9 zem\u011b v Evrop\u011b.&nbsp;Ten p\u0159ivede prezidenta z \u010c\u00edny, Ameriky a p\u0159edsedu vl\u00e1dy \u010cR Fialu. B\u016fh jim sd\u011blil, \u017ee za 10 dn\u00ed zni\u010d\u00ed cel\u00fd sv\u011bt, aby to doma ozn\u00e1mili.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Biden p\u0159ijede do Ameriky, vystoup\u00ed v televizi CNN a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 :&#8220;V\u00e1\u017een\u00ed ob\u010dan\u00e9, m\u00e1m pro v\u00e1s jednu dobrou a jednu \u0161patnou zpr\u00e1vu. Ta dobr\u00e1 je, \u017ee jak jsme doufali, B\u016fh&nbsp; existuje.&nbsp;A ta \u0161patn\u00e1 je, \u017ee za 10 dn\u00ed zni\u010d\u00ed cel\u00fd sv\u011bt.&#8220;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Si \u0164in-pching vystoup\u00ed v \u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9 st\u00e1tn\u00ed televizi a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 :&#8220;M\u00e1m pro v\u00e1s dv\u011b \u0161patn\u00e9 zpr\u00e1vy. Prvn\u00ed je, \u017ee B\u016fh existuje a druh\u00e1 je, \u017ee za 10 dn\u00ed zni\u010d\u00ed cel\u00fd sv\u011bt.&#8220;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Fiala se vr\u00e1t\u00ed do \u010ceska, vystoup\u00ed v \u010cesk\u00e9 ve\u0159ejnopr\u00e1vn\u00ed televizi a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 :&#8220;V\u00e1\u017een\u00ed spoluob\u010dan\u00e9, m\u00e1m pro v\u00e1s dv\u011b dobr\u00e9 zpr\u00e1vy.&nbsp;Za prv\u00e9, pr\u00e1v\u011b jsem se vr\u00e1til ze summitu t\u0159\u00ed nejv\u00fdznamn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch politik\u016f s P\u00e1nem Bohem,&nbsp;kde jsme jasn\u011b formulovali sv\u00e9 n\u00e1zory, byli jsme \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00ed a vyjednali jsme perspektivn\u00ed nejlep\u0161\u00ed mo\u017en\u00e9 vyhl\u00eddky.&nbsp;A za druh\u00e9, jsou zde jasn\u00e9 sign\u00e1ly, \u017ee Babi\u0161 u\u017e nikdy nevyhraje \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 volby.&#8220;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>B\u016fh se d\u00edval na sv\u011bt a pak se rozhodl, \u017ee to takhle u\u017e nejde a \u017ee za 10 dn\u00ed zni\u010d\u00ed cel\u00fd sv\u011bt.Zavol\u00e1 si sv. Petra, aby p\u0159ivedl n\u011bjak\u00e9ho d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9ho politika&nbsp;z nejv\u00fdznamn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed zem\u011b Ameriky, nejv\u00fdznamn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed zem\u011b Asie, ale i n\u011bjak\u00e9 mal\u00e9 zem\u011b v Evrop\u011b.&nbsp;Ten p\u0159ivede prezidenta z \u010c\u00edny, Ameriky a p\u0159edsedu vl\u00e1dy \u010cR Fialu. B\u016fh jim &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/?p=18530\" class=\"more-link\">Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Vtip za 1000 bod\u016f<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zaliby"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18530"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18531,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18530\/revisions\/18531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}