{"id":3572,"date":"2019-11-26T08:11:51","date_gmt":"2019-11-26T07:11:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/?p=3572"},"modified":"2019-11-26T08:12:35","modified_gmt":"2019-11-26T07:12:35","slug":"bezva-vtip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/?p=3572","title":{"rendered":"Bezva vtip"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

BEZVA VTIP. \u0160KODA, \u017dE TO JE JENOM VTIP.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Pov\u00edd\u00e1 Kohn Abelesovi: „V\u010dera jsem si pou\u0161t\u011bl moc kr\u00e1sn\u00fd
pornofilm.“
„A co na n\u011bm bylo tak kr\u00e1sn\u00e9ho?“
„Ten sex nic moc, ale j\u00e1 jsem si to pou\u0161t\u011bl pozp\u00e1tku.“
„A pro\u010d“?
„To v\u00e1m byla n\u00e1dhera, kdy\u017e ty kurvy vracely pen\u00edze!“<\/p>\n\n\n\n


A JEHO NOV\u00c1 VERZE PRO DNE\u0160N\u00cd DOBU:<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Pov\u00edd\u00e1 kamar\u00e1d kamar\u00e1dovi:
„V\u010dera jsem si pou\u0161t\u011bl moc kr\u00e1sn\u00fd historick\u00fd film o sametov\u00e9
revoluci a \u017eivot\u011b po ni.\u201d
„A co na n\u011bm bylo tak kr\u00e1sn\u00e9ho?“
„No v z\u00e1sad\u011b nic moc, ale j\u00e1 jsem si to pou\u0161t\u011bl pozp\u00e1tku.“
„A pro\u010d?“
„To ti byla n\u00e1dhera, kdy\u017e ty kurvy vracely zprivatizovan\u00fd majetek
a nakraden\u00e9 prachy a ti nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed kecalov\u00e9 z parlamentu \u0161li zase makat
do kotelen!“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

BEZVA VTIP. \u0160KODA, \u017dE TO JE JENOM VTIP. Pov\u00edd\u00e1 Kohn Abelesovi: „V\u010dera jsem si pou\u0161t\u011bl moc kr\u00e1sn\u00fd pornofilm.“ „A co na n\u011bm bylo tak kr\u00e1sn\u00e9ho?“ „Ten sex nic moc, ale j\u00e1 jsem si to pou\u0161t\u011bl pozp\u00e1tku.“ „A pro\u010d“? „To v\u00e1m byla n\u00e1dhera, kdy\u017e ty kurvy vracely pen\u00edze!“ A JEHO NOV\u00c1 VERZE PRO DNE\u0160N\u00cd DOBU: Pov\u00edd\u00e1 … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Bezva vtip<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3572"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3572\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3573,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3572\/revisions\/3573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}