lo to \u00fachvatn\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\nDo pra\u017esk\u00fdch ulic tentokr\u00e1t nevyrazil, a tak z jednoho m\u00edsta\nmohl sledovat v\u0161echny komick\u00e9 sc\u00e9nky, kter\u00e9 P\u00e1t\u00e1 kolona\nBruselan\u016f p\u0159edvedla \u201ezbytku\u201c republiky<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \nBylo\nto \u00fachvatn\u00e9. D\u00edk pat\u0159\u00ed hlavn\u011b \u010cesk\u00e9 televizi, \u017ee tu fra\u0161ku\n\u017eiv\u011b p\u0159en\u00e1\u0161ela, tak\u017ee jsem mohl b\u00fdt u toho. P\u0159\u00edznivci\nkav\u00e1rensk\u00e9 mafie, kter\u00e1 si v\u00fdsm\u011b\u0161n\u011b \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 Mili\u00f3n chvilek\npro demokracii, se stali skv\u011bl\u00fdm k\u0159ov\u00edm pro t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 dokonal\u00e9\np\u0159edstaven\u00ed. Vskutku jadrn\u00fd to z\u00e1hrobn\u00ed vzkaz pro jejich\nzv\u011b\u010dn\u011bl\u00e9ho gurua, autora absurdn\u00edch h\u0159\u00ed\u010dek pro znud\u011bn\u00e9\nintelektu\u00e1ly (norm\u00e1ln\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk na jeho hry samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nechod\u00ed,\nostatn\u011b u\u017e se navzdory \u0161t\u011bdr\u00fdm dotac\u00edm ani nehraj\u00ed). To \u017ee\nm\u011bl b\u00fdt onen dlouho pl\u00e1novan\u00fd \u201ev\u00fdst\u0159el z Aurory\u201c, sign\u00e1l k\ndal\u0161\u00ed bol\u0161evick\u00e9 revoluci? Tenhle uboh\u00fd k\u00fd\u010d? Jak prav\u00fd\nklasick\u00e9 \u00faslov\u00ed: Hory pracuj\u00ed k porodu, a na sv\u011bt p\u0159ijde sm\u011b\u0161n\u00e1\nmy\u0161.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n \nN\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed\nden se v pra\u017esk\u00fdch ulic\u00edch odehr\u00e1val druh\u00fd d\u00edl televizn\u00edho\nseri\u00e1lu 30 (psychiatrick\u00fdch) p\u0159\u00edpad\u016f majora VH. Krom\u011b v\u00fd\u0161e\nzm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e9ho k\u0159ov\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti Pra\u017ean\u016f frustrovan\u00fdch z opakovan\u00fdch\nvolebn\u00edch proher jejich milovan\u00fdch v\u016fdc\u016f na vesel\u00e9 Cest\u011b do\notroctv\u00ed, se na n\u011bm pod\u00edlely v\u0161echny politick\u00e9, medi\u00e1ln\u00ed a\num\u011bleck\u00e9 elity Kav\u00e1rny: v\u0161ichni ti, kdo (a\u0165 ji\u017e p\u0159\u00edmo, \u010di\noklikou p\u0159es v\u00fdplatn\u00ed p\u00e1sky z \u010cT) paraziticky \u017eij\u00ed z dan\u00ed\nv\u011bt\u0161iny n\u00e1roda. Nejen vulg\u00e1rnosti a p\u0159\u00edzna\u010dnou sprostotu si\np\u0159inesli z transparent\u016f letensk\u00fdch \u201eslu\u0161n\u00fdch lid\u00ed\u201c.\nP\u0159edev\u00edm v\u0161ak n\u00e1zorn\u011b p\u0159edvedli, jak vypad\u00e1 ona \u201ezdrav\u00e1\ndemokracie\u201c – \u00fast\u0159edn\u00ed heslo pod n\u00edm\u017e se p\u0159edchoz\u00edho dne\nse\u0161li.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \nKdo\nsi ho najal? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \nPrav\u00ed\nzdrav\u00ed demokrat\u00e9 se poznaj\u00ed snadno. Jednak maj\u00ed pot\u0159ebu si tak\nsami \u0159\u00edkat \u2013 jako si tak p\u0159edt\u00edm (zdrav\u00e9 j\u00e1dro KS\u010c) \u0159\u00edkali\nti, kte\u0159\u00ed se ozna\u010dili za \u201ep\u0159edvoj\u201c spole\u010dnosti, ji\u017e s\nrozko\u0161\u00ed zn\u00e1sil\u0148ovali. Naz\u00fdvali to demokraci\u00ed socialistickou,\ntihle zase liber\u00e1ln\u00ed. Je to ale fuk, proto\u017ee kdo jejich pravidla\nnep\u0159ijme, je spole\u010densky likvidov\u00e1n. Zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b ti, kte\u0159\u00ed tou\u017e\u00ed\npo t\u00e9 \u00fapln\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u00ed demokracii bez p\u0159\u00edvlastk\u016f. Tedy po\nlidovl\u00e1d\u011b, v n\u00ed\u017e o dal\u0161\u00edm sm\u011b\u0159ov\u00e1n\u00ed zem\u011b rozhodne ve\nsvobodn\u00fdch volb\u00e1ch v\u011bt\u0161ina. Jak mi napsal jeden kolega: Tamti\nm\u011bli Mina\u0159\u00edka, tihle maj\u00ed Min\u00e1\u0159e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \nMina\u0159\u00edk\nbyl agent StB. Slavn\u00fd. I p\u00edsn\u011b se o n\u011bm zp\u00edvaly. Kter\u00e9 tajn\u00e9\nslu\u017eby reprezentuje Min\u00e1\u0159 nen\u00ed zat\u00edm zn\u00e1mo. Zd\u00e1nliv\u011b by to\nm\u011blo b\u00fdt jasn\u00e9, ale nen\u00ed. Proto\u017ee to, co spolu se sv\u00fdmi\n(sou)druhy na Letn\u00e9 tentokr\u00e1t p\u0159edvedl, zved\u00e1 v\u00e1\u017enou\n(konspira\u010dn\u00ed) ot\u00e1zku: nen\u00ed tenhle zb\u011bhl\u00fd student\u00edk husitsk\u00e9\n\u201eteologie\u201c nakonec agentem Andreje Babi\u0161e? Ten jak zn\u00e1mo\nned\u00e1vno \u201epol\u00edbil prsten\u201c v Langley (centr\u00e1le v\u0161emocn\u00e9 CIA).\nA byl tam s n\u00edm i \u0161\u00e9f na\u0161ich tajn\u00fdch (BIS), kte\u0159\u00ed se tak\u00e9 ji\u017e\nzm\u011bnili sp\u00ed\u0161e ve v\u00fdchovnou instituci v\u00fdkladu na\u0161\u00ed \u201espr\u00e1vn\u00e9\u201c\nhistorie pro st\u00e1tn\u00ed \u0161koly. A Min\u00e1\u0159 jakbysmet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \nUltim\u00e1tum<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \nJestli\nn\u011bkdo \u010di n\u011bco mohlo opravdu na\u0161emu premi\u00e9rovi pomoci je\u0161t\u011b d\u00e1l\nzv\u00fd\u0161it preference jeho politick\u00e9ho hnut\u00ed, pak to byla letensk\u00e1\ndemonstrace \u010d. 2. Primitivn\u00ed bol\u0161evick\u00e1 tupost vrcholila\nPolitick\u00fdm \u0161kolen\u00edm mu\u017estva (P\u0160M). P\u0159i n\u00ed k\u0159ov\u00ed studovalo a\naplaudovalo \u201emy\u0161lenky\u201c z knihy Timothy Snydera (americk\u00e9ho\nexperta pro Cestu do otroctv\u00ed) p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161en\u00e9 skupinkou obstaro\u017en\u00edch\nherc\u016f, co ji\u017e maj\u00ed po sez\u00f3n\u011b. A pokud si je nenajal Andrej\nBabi\u0161, pak v tom mus\u00ed m\u00edt prsty Vladim\u00edr Putin, ten \u010f\u00e1bel, co\ndr\u017e\u00ed skrze ovl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed voli\u010d\u016f v \u0161achu nejen Ameriku, ale cel\u00fd\nsvobodn\u00fd, demokratick\u00fd, m\u00edrumilovn\u00fd a skv\u011ble prosperuj\u00edc\u00ed\nz\u00e1padn\u00ed sv\u011bt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \nSv\u011bd\u010dilo\nby o tom i \u0161patn\u00e9 pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed jazyka. Z\u00e1kladn\u00ed pojmy tomu\nchlap\u00edkovi v p\u0159\u00edzna\u010dn\u011b hn\u011bd\u00e9m stejnokroji v\u016fbec nejsou jasn\u00e9\n\u2013 a unikaj\u00ed pak i t\u011bm, kdo je po n\u011bm nejen v \u010cT zfanatizovan\u011b\nopakuj\u00ed. Vezm\u011bme t\u0159eba jen ono \u201eultim\u00e1tum\u201c, kter\u00e9 \u00fadajn\u011b\nvyhl\u00e1sil nejpopul\u00e1rn\u011bj\u0161\u00edmu politikovi a \u0161\u00e9fovi jednozna\u010dn\u011b\nvoli\u010dsky dominuj\u00edc\u00edho politick\u00e9ho hnut\u00ed v na\u0161\u00ed zemi: Bu\u010f se\nm\u00e1 pr\u00fd zbavit sv\u00e9ho Agrofertu (co\u017e ostatn\u011b podle \u201elex Babi\u0161\u201c\nu\u017e u\u010dinil) a odvolat ministryni spravedlnosti Marii Bene\u0161ovou,\nnebo odstoupit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \nJen\u017ee\nto nen\u00ed ultim\u00e1tum, to je b\u011b\u017en\u00fd hospodsk\u00fd \u017ev\u00e1st, kter\u00fdm si\nopilci d\u00e1vaj\u00ed na v\u00fdb\u011br, ne\u017e se poperou. Ultim\u00e1tum \u2013 tak jako\nto vid\u00edme t\u0159eba te\u010f v zem\u00edch Latinsk\u00e9 Ameriky \u2013 by zn\u011blo\nt\u0159eba: Odstup, nebo t\u011b zast\u0159el\u00edme! Jasn\u011b\u017ee by to cht\u011bli, ale\nnemaj\u00ed odvahu to \u0159\u00edci tak jasn\u011b. Proto se zapl\u00e9taj\u00ed do pojm\u016f,\nkter\u00e9 je usv\u011bd\u010duj\u00ed ze zbab\u011blosti a neschopnosti p\u0159esn\u011b a\notev\u0159en\u011b formulovat, co je jejich z\u00e1m\u011brem: n\u00e1sil\u00edm zm\u011bnit v\nzemi mocensk\u00e9 pom\u011bry ustaven\u00e9 rozhodnut\u00edm ob\u010dan\u016f ve svobodn\u00fdch\nvolb\u00e1ch. Tak vypad\u00e1 \u201ezdrav\u00e1 demokracie\u201c. Liber\u00e1ln\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \nOd\noslavy p\u0159evratu k nov\u00e9 totalit\u011b<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \nPo\ntomto ejaculatio praecox (p\u0159ed\u010dasn\u00e9m vyvrcholen\u00ed) \u2013 jin\u00fd ne\u017e\nl\u00e9ka\u0159sk\u00fd pojem k tomu zhroucen\u00ed pu\u010distick\u00fdch nad\u011bj\u00ed t\u011b\u017eko\nhledat \u2013 se druh\u00fd den u\u017e nedalo nic zachr\u00e1nit. Kav\u00e1rensk\u00e9\nboj\u016fvky u\u017e jen pro forma vyrazily do ulic, aby uk\u0159i\u010dely \u010di\nrovnou (medi\u00e1ln\u011b, za \u00fa\u010dasti \u010cT) popravily ka\u017ed\u00e9ho, kdo nesd\u00edl\u00ed\njejich bolest z neschopnosti z\u00edskat pro sv\u00e9 vlastizr\u00e1dn\u00e9 z\u00e1m\u011bry\nmimopra\u017eskou ve\u0159ejnost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \nNejprve\nsi state\u010dn\u00ed bojovn\u00edci po\u010dkali na Andreje Babi\u0161e, kdy\u017e r\u00e1no\nnesl k \u201epietn\u00edmu m\u00edstu\u201c na N\u00e1rodn\u00ed t\u0159\u00edd\u011b kv\u011btiny a\nsv\u00ed\u010dku. Dav \u2013 podle n\u011bkter\u00fdch m\u00e9di\u00ed dvaceti, podle jin\u00fdch\npatn\u00e1cti \u2013 str\u00e1\u017ec\u016f \u201espr\u00e1vn\u00e9 demokracie\u201c na premi\u00e9ra\np\u00edskal \u2013 nebo\u0165 tak se chovaj\u00ed na \u201epietn\u00edm m\u00edst\u011b\u201c slu\u0161n\u00ed\nlid\u00e9. Pr\u00e1v\u011b tak se pozd\u011bji zachovala v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed skupina (u\u017e se asi\nvyspali z kocoviny) v\u016f\u010di V\u00e1clavu Klausovi mlad\u0161\u00edmu, v\u016fdci\nrychle rostouc\u00edho hnut\u00ed Trikol\u00f3ra. Na toho je\u0161t\u011b pok\u0159ikovali\nr\u016fzn\u00e9 dal\u0161\u00ed uctivosti, kter\u00e9 v tomto konzervativn\u00edm m\u00e9diu\nnelze opakovat. Nam\u00edtl jim, \u017ee oni \u2013 na rozd\u00edl n\u011bho \u2013 nebyli\nna t\u00e9 studentsk\u00e9 demonstraci, kter\u00e1 spustila p\u0159evrat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \nNevn\u00edmali\nho. Mluvit k hluch\u00fdm spros\u0165\u00e1k\u016fm je marn\u00e9. Ale jejich \u0159ev byl\nstejn\u011b symbolick\u00fd, jako kdy\u017e si hn\u011bd\u00fd Mina\u0159\u00edk nechal na Letn\u00e9\nzazp\u00edvat slepou d\u00edvkou \u201eModlitbu pro Martu\u201c (kdo nevid\u011bl na\u0161i\n\u201eModlitbu pro partu\u201c m\u016f\u017ee si ji pustit nap\u0159. zde\nmezi odstavci<\/a>).\nNen\u00ed nad kr\u00e1su necht\u011bn\u00e9ho, zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 je-li dokonale politicky\nkorektn\u00ed. Jedin\u00e9, co to p\u0159ekonalo, bylo nad\u0161en\u00e9 uv\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed\nMiroslava Kalouska bojovn\u00edky Kav\u00e1rny na zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e9 N\u00e1rodn\u00ed. S\nv\u00fdk\u0159iky \u201eMirek na Hrad!\u201c vysv\u011btlili, jak vypad\u00e1 ta skv\u011bl\u00e1\nvize \u201ezdrav\u00e9 demokracie\u201c. Mirek podle sv\u00fdch slov sice zaslzel,\nale dostat jej do k\u0159esla prezidenta by \u0161lo asi jen s tanky\ngeneralissima Pavla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \nVzh\u016fru\ndo kr\u00e1m\u016f!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \nA\ntak n\u00e1m n\u00e1kladn\u00e9 oslavy (Soros to v pen\u011b\u017eence ani nepozn\u00e1), je\u017e\nse m\u011bly st\u00e1t ouverturou k rozhodn\u00e9mu n\u00e1stupu nejost\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed\n\u201eliber\u00e1ln\u00ed\u201c totality, op\u011bt n\u011b\u017en\u011b skon\u010dily. Moc to\nnepozn\u00e1me, proto\u017ee Brusel n\u00e1m stejn\u011b uk\u00e1\u017ee, za\u010d je toho loket.\nI bez tank\u016f. V\u0161ichni jsou spokojeni (a je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edce rozd\u011bleni) a\ntak to m\u00e1 b\u00fdt. K\u0148ouraj\u00edc\u00ed Jarda Hutka si na Letn\u00e9 kone\u010dn\u011b\nzase zazp\u00edval svou N\u00e1m\u011b\u0161\u0165 \u2013 a d\u00e1l po n\u011bm v Berl\u00edn\u011b \u010di v\nPraze ne\u0161t\u011bkne ani \u0161t\u011bn\u011b. Zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 ne ti, kte\u0159\u00ed musej\u00ed r\u00e1no\ndo pr\u00e1ce, aby to cel\u00e9 mohli zase zaplatit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \nAle\nkonec dobr\u00fd, v\u0161echno dobr\u00e9. M\u00e1me to \u0161\u0165astn\u011b za sebou. I kdy\u017e\n\u010cT a jej\u00ed chapadla budou te\u010f je\u0161t\u011b p\u00e1r dn\u016f truchliv\u011b\nrozeb\u00edrat, jak se mohlo st\u00e1t, \u017ee se zase nic nestalo. Clapec v\nhn\u011bd\u00e9m stejnokroji inkasuje p\u00e1r dal\u0161\u00edch mili\u00f3n\u016f dolarov\u00fdch \u010di\neurov\u00fdch chvilek pro p\u0159\u00edpravu Majdanu v p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edm roce. Jen\u017ee\nto u\u017e nebude ono. Jednak ta t\u0159ic\u00edtka nebude k dispozici, ale pak \u2013\nu\u017e v p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edm a dal\u0161\u00edch letech budou volby. Jedny za druh\u00fdmi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \nOtev\u0159en\u00e9\nspojen\u00ed \u201ehn\u011bd\u00e1ka\u201c s Kalousky, Fialy a Barto\u0161i (u t\u011bch\nostatn\u00edch prck\u016f si u\u017e ani jm\u00e9na \u201el\u00eddr\u016f\u201c nevybavuji) n\u00e1m\nalespo\u0148 dalo jasn\u011b najevo, kdo tvo\u0159\u00ed zdej\u0161\u00ed P\u00e1tou kolonu spolu\ns n\u00edm. Ne \u017ee bychom to p\u0159edt\u00edm nev\u011bd\u011bli. Ale dozn\u00e1n\u00ed je\ndozn\u00e1n\u00ed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \nBylo\nto kr\u00e1sn\u00e9. Tak vzh\u016fru do obchod\u016f! V\u00e1noce jsou tu cobydup. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \nA\nJe\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek odol\u00e1 ka\u017ed\u00e9 totalit\u011b. U\u017e n\u00e1m to p\u00e1rkr\u00e1t p\u0159edvedl.\nUbr\u00e1n\u00edme ho i tentokr\u00e1t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" lo to \u00fachvatn\u00e9 Do pra\u017esk\u00fdch ulic tentokr\u00e1t nevyrazil, a tak z jednoho m\u00edsta mohl sledovat v\u0161echny komick\u00e9 sc\u00e9nky, kter\u00e9 P\u00e1t\u00e1 kolona Bruselan\u016f p\u0159edvedla \u201ezbytku\u201c republiky Bylo to \u00fachvatn\u00e9. D\u00edk pat\u0159\u00ed hlavn\u011b \u010cesk\u00e9 televizi, \u017ee tu fra\u0161ku \u017eiv\u011b p\u0159en\u00e1\u0161ela, tak\u017ee jsem mohl b\u00fdt u toho. P\u0159\u00edznivci kav\u00e1rensk\u00e9 mafie, kter\u00e1 si v\u00fdsm\u011b\u0161n\u011b \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 Mili\u00f3n chvilek pro demokracii, … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Petr H\u00e1jek- Bylo to \u00fachvatn\u00e9<\/span>