{"id":3945,"date":"2019-12-12T10:46:20","date_gmt":"2019-12-12T09:46:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/?p=3945"},"modified":"2019-12-12T10:46:29","modified_gmt":"2019-12-12T09:46:29","slug":"bohuzel-toto-neni-vtip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/?p=3945","title":{"rendered":"Bohu\u017eel toto nen\u00ed vtip"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<table class=\"wp-block-table\"><tbody><tr><td>\u00a0<strong>\u2026\u2026..&#8220;tak d\u011bti, spo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1me si jednoduch\u00fd p\u0159\u00edklad: &#8222;Ani\u010dka pojede o pr\u00e1zdnin\u00e1ch z Liberce k babi\u010dce do Str\u00e1\u017enice.<br>Z Liberce do Hradce pojede rychl\u00edkem v tarifu \u010cD.<br>Z Hradce do Pardubic v tarifu hradeck\u00e9ho a pardubick\u00e9ho kraje.<br>Z Pardubic do Olomouce vlakem RJ.<br>Z Olomouce do Star\u00e9ho m\u011bsta rychl\u00edkem \u010cD.<br>Ze Star\u00e9ho M\u011bsta do Str\u00e1\u017enice osob\u00e1kem v tarifu Zl\u00ednsk\u00e9ho kraje.<br>Kolik bude Ani\u010dka pot\u0159ebovat j\u00edzdenek, kolik Ani\u010dka celkem zaplat\u00ed a kdy Ani\u010dku propust\u00ed z psychiatrie?\u00a0 P\u0159ihl\u00e1sil se Pep\u00ed\u010dek a p. u\u010ditelce sd\u011blil: &#8222;J\u00e1 navrhuji, aby idioty, kte\u0159\u00ed tento stupidn\u00ed syst\u00e9m vymysleli a zavedli u\u017e z klece nikdy nepustili !!!<\/strong><br>\u00a0<br><br><\/td><td><\/td><td><\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u2026\u2026..&#8220;tak d\u011bti, spo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1me si jednoduch\u00fd p\u0159\u00edklad: &#8222;Ani\u010dka pojede o pr\u00e1zdnin\u00e1ch z Liberce k babi\u010dce do Str\u00e1\u017enice.Z Liberce do Hradce pojede rychl\u00edkem v tarifu \u010cD.Z Hradce do Pardubic v tarifu hradeck\u00e9ho a pardubick\u00e9ho kraje.Z Pardubic do Olomouce vlakem RJ.Z Olomouce do Star\u00e9ho m\u011bsta rychl\u00edkem \u010cD.Ze Star\u00e9ho M\u011bsta do Str\u00e1\u017enice osob\u00e1kem v tarifu Zl\u00ednsk\u00e9ho kraje.Kolik bude Ani\u010dka &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/?p=3945\" class=\"more-link\">Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Bohu\u017eel toto nen\u00ed vtip<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3945"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3945\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3946,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3945\/revisions\/3946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.podivinsky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}